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[21 Oct 2009|04:03am] |
THIS REQUIRES ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
THERE IS A BLOODTHIRSTY LION RUNNING AROUND THIS SHIP!!!
WHY IS THAT NECESSARY?
I THREW MY STEAK AT IT TO GET IT TO NOT EAT ME!! that was my dinner...
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[25 Aug 2009|09:43pm] |
OKAY, SO IF YOUR NAME IS FRED WEASLEY RAISE YOUR HAND WRITE SOMETHING MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN. RIGHT NOW. PLEASE.
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[24 Aug 2009|12:32am] |
Dear Dad,
Is this punishment for saying your pranks were getting old and predictable? Stranding me on... wherever I am in the middle of the ocean on the morning of my FINAL EXAM. I can't even aparate away from here. This is not cool, Dad. Not cool. In fact, this is the antithesis of cool. And when I get back, Grams is going to be very sore at you for making me miss my exam. Bloody hell, I have a casting call at three.
Come on, Dad. I know you're reading this and laughing at me. Please? Just stop it before I'm late for school. Please?
Oh, bugger. I'll remember this.
No love,
You ex-son, Fred
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